whenever I’m like fantasizing about my happy life alone reading books in the country with no lover to bother me, like immediately after I get pursued by a bunch of randoms.
but whenever I’m like “oh this is nice. this could be a thing.” and start to contemplate the positives of interacting with another human in a romantic sense it’s like I become a fuckin leper or something and everyone immediately cuts off all contact.
Wowww it is still 80 fuckin degrees outside. This heat is like an inappropriate neighbor that keeps setting off fireworks to keep you up all night. IT IS 1AM. GO TO BED.
summer makes me hate my body. logically i know it makes no sense and that there’s nothing wrong with me but i’m also deeply insecure about my appearance and just the littlest things can set me off and make me not want to leave the house.
Playing The Sims 3 now & I made a Bruce Banner and Tony Stark sim and put them in my neighborhood. Then out of curiousity I switched households to check in on how they were doing. Tony was skipping work to get drinks at the diner (lol). And Bruce was at the movies feeling uncomfortable because of all the people there. So I made him come home and read a book and made Tony actually go to work & now they are happy and in love. Hooray!
I’m more likely to moan with pleasure when drinking my favorite beer than I am during orgasm.
is someone cooking noodles because the aroma is going to make me start sobbing hysterically
shoutout to the complete stranger who i have an unspoken rule with that we watch each other’s stuff when one of us has to take a piss.
pity & prayers to everyone trying to get a group project done the week before finals.
as an english major, i’m so grateful that i get to isolate myself completely and just write papers with exclusively my own idiotic opinions in them.
Not sure why I felt so bad for what a terrible date I was the other night. Because clearly it did nothing but make this person super obnoxious.
Like now they are texting me constantly like a stalkery amount but at the same time acting like they are doing me a favor by being forgiving. Like, I’m not even that into you. Back the fuck off.
