May 2012
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whenever I’m like fantasizing about my happy life alone reading books in the country with no lover to bother me, like immediately after I get pursued by a bunch of randoms. but whenever I’m like “oh this is nice. this could be a thing.” and start to contemplate the positives of interacting with another human in a romantic sense it’s like I become a fuckin leper or...
May 29th
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May 29th
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Wowww it is still 80 fuckin degrees outside. This heat is like an inappropriate neighbor that keeps setting off fireworks to keep you up all night. IT IS 1AM. GO TO BED.
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 26th
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summer makes me hate my body. logically i know it makes no sense and that there’s nothing wrong with me but i’m also deeply insecure about my appearance and just the littlest things can set me off and make me not want to leave the house. 
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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“We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you...”
– (On why he let Willow cut all of her hair off) Read more: Will Smith On Allowing Willow To Cut Her Hair: ‘She Has Got To Have Command Of Her Body’ | Necole Bitchie.com (via liquidiousfleshbag) See also: No Forced Kisses for Your Kids (via librariesandlemonade)
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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HGTV drinking games would FUCK YOU UP.
sweetbabybucky: drink whenever someone notes the crown molding drink whenever someone talks about a room being good for “entertaining” drink whenever a gay couple makes a joke about closet space drink whenever someone asks, “this is the master bedroom?” with clear distaste drink whenever the realtor only addresses the woman about the kitchen drink whenever they pick the WRONG FUCKING HOUSE
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Playing The Sims 3 now & I made a Bruce Banner and Tony Stark sim and put them in my neighborhood. Then out of curiousity I switched households to check in on how they were doing. Tony was skipping work to get drinks at the diner (lol). And Bruce was at the movies feeling uncomfortable because of all the people there. So I made him come home and read a book and made Tony actually go to work...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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why do people still use their phones as phones
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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“But the real reason I want to take this show to task is because it is Exhibit A...”
– HuffPo TV Critic Maureen Ryan on USA’s new show “Common Law” (via king-renly-baratheon)
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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Anonymous asked: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
May 4th
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I made some Game of Thrones sims b/c lol finals killed my brain. My Stark family is just a wad of misery. I hate all those damn kids. And they are dirt poor. Like they’re so poor they’ve started playing with the refrigerator. Which I was not aware was a thing sims did? But no that’s their big thing so there’s always a bunch of stupid kids in the way whenever I try to get...
May 4th
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